haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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