Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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