RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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