So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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