you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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