Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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