If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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