I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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