What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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