i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
