Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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