i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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