Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
