i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
