I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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