How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
