he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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