So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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