I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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