and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
No more Irish car bombs ever.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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