Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
pray to the hookup gods
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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