the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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