The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
she looked like the before picture.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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