I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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