The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just invented taco cereal.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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