that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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