Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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