if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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