I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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