let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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