Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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