I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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