I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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