Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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