Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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