we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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