when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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