Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Randomize
