I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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