The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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