The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
