People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize
