What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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