Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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