You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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