Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
