thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Floor bacon is actually really good
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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