Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
