he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Holy shit dude........stairs
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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