whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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